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-image-Bald Man
There’s a bald man named Dave who already had bald head for years. It’s not that he hates hair, but doctor said his hair would never grow again which often made him jealous with people who do have hair. Dave wasn’t an old man, he’s 35 years old. Single. His relationship is always broken because of the same reason: his ex girlfriends disliked his baldness.
One day, he met an old African woman wearing red dress, sitting on a couch, in the park near by his house. Out of curiosity she asked whether or not he hated hair growing on his head.
She: “Excuse me, Mr. Do you ehm….hate hair?”
He: “I so want my hair to grow again, but my doctor said I can never have hair anymore.”
She: “Well, how old are you?”
He: “I’m 35”
She: “I actually have ever cured someone. He also had bald hair, but now his head isn’t bald anymore.”
He: “Really? How did you cure him?”
She: “Wanna know my receipt? Rub your head on a woman’s vagina twice a day”
He: “are you serious?”
She: “Don’t you believe me?”
He: “Ha! Okay, okay. I do. I’ll practise it.”
As desperate as he was, he started to pay a prostitute as he had no girlfriend. And he followed that woman’s receipt.
A week later, he saw a few hair on his head! He’s so happy that he paid this prostitute double for the next week. He practised that woman’s receipt until his hair is fully grown.
On Sunday he went to a church, there’s a bald man sitting in front of him and he was thinking that this bald man got the same problem as he did when he was still bald. “Poor him” he thought. With a good purpose he touched his shoulder, willing to tell him how to get his hair back.
The bald man turned his head, Dave got shocked and screamed loudly,”YOU FUCKING DIRTY MAN!!! GO TO HELL, YOU FUCKTARD!!!” when he saw that this bald man had long beard.
The silence is broken, people around looked weirdly at Dave, and he got arrested by the police.
-image-Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
I’m so happy with this month December because of the snow, but it’s not okay for those people who got stuck at Utrecht central station and Groningen because the trains didn’t arrive!
My neighbour’s snowman.
-image-That guy is really a jerk
Here is a conversation between a girl and a guy, in a cruise ship. And no, that girl wasn’t me and the guy was a flirty waiter, but I like how the conversation ended up!
Waiter: Good morning, miss! How are you doing today? Wanna have some cocktail?
The girl: Good morning! I’m fine, thank you! Cocktail? That’s okay!
They walked together to the bar.
Waiter: I want you to try out our special cocktail
Girl: What’s the mix?
Waiter: Bailey
Girl: Oh no, I don’t like Bailey
Waiter: Why? It’s extremely delicious!
Girl: No, I prefer sex on the beach!
Waiter: But we are in a ship, you know!
Girl (laugh): I know! I meant the cocktail!
Waiter: OMG! Yea! But we can go by boat to the beach, too!
Girl: Haha! Nice try! I’m sorry, hard to get!!
Sex on the beach’s cocktail arrived. The barman added 2 straws for them in one glass. They started to drink it, but the guy looked at her with his eyes widely open. You know, the typical Middle East one who has big eyes.
Girl: Don’t look at me like that!!
Waiter: Why?!?
Girl: You made me think of a gold fish!
I’m sure he felt pissed! LOL
-image-The story of 3 trees
It’s true that we all have broken dreams, dreams that never come true! And God still stands above our broken dreams because He has a better, and greater dream for us!
Once upon a time, there were three trees in a forest, all of them were telling about their wishes and dreams.
The first tree said,”I want to be a treasure box. I’m going to be filled with gold, silver, and diamonds, and everyone’s going to be amazed of its gorgeousness”
The second tree said,”I want to be a big boat. I will accompany a king and sail all around the world. I am going to be a strong boat and everyone will feel safe to be with me.”
And then, the third tree told about his dream,”I want to be the tallest tree. All the people will look at me and think that I’m close by heaven and God. I will be the biggest tree and everyone’s going to remember me all the time.”
After having prayed for years, a group of people came to cut them off…
The first tree is brought to a carpenter. The tree was happy because it knew he’s going to make it a treasure box. But, its prayer didn’t become true because the carpenter made it a box of an animal feed. It’s only placed in a hutch and filled with hay every day.
The second tree is brought to a dockyard. It thought that its prayer would become true. But….it is cut in pieces and they made it a small fisherman’s boat. The dream of being a big boat was over.
The third tree is cut in big pieces and they just let it in a dark place.
Years passed, all those three trees have forgotten about their dreams. One day, a couple of wife and husband put their baby inside of the animal feed’s box which is made from the first tree. All the people came to worship him. The first tree eventually realised that it is filled with the greatest treasure. The baby. Another years passed, a group of men were in the fisherman boat which is made from the second tree. In the middle of the sea, a windstorm arose and the second tree thought he’s not able to protect them. But one of them awoke and rebuked the sea,”Peace! Be still!” then the wind ceased, and there was a great calm. The second tree realised that it had a King of all the kings inside!!
Someone came and took the third tree. He beared it on His shoulder on His way to Golgota, while everyone around insulted Him. His hands and feet are nailed on it and He died on the top of a hill. This third tree just realised that it was so near by God, because it was Jesus who has been crucified.
The moral of this story is: when the situation is not like what you’ve wished for, you’ve to know and believe that God has a plan for you. If you believe in Him, He will bless you. All of those three trees have gotten what they had wished for, but not in the same way which they had imagined. It goes the same with us, we never know what God plans for us. We only know that His way is not our way, but His way is the best way for us.
-image-Two White Doves
October 9th, 2005
He hasn’t seen her for a while, he let her jump into the world outside, no matter how painful it would be for him to see this white dove flew away from him and didn’t come back. This white dove flew away, enjoying everything she could. From a far distance she arrived on a tree, looked at the place where he stood. She wanted to fly back to say how much she loves him but she cancelled her plan and flew away to another place where she thought she could have a new life without him. So there she was, in a strange place which is full of strangers. Everything seemed nice, everything seemed okay, all the other birds were friendly, they came to her and wondered how clean and white are her wings which covered her body as no other bird in that place has a very clean, white wings as she has even though few of the white birds tried to clean their wings. Till one day she met a black crow that seemed different than the other birds and got caught in a long conversation with him. Everything’s still fun till the day’s over and she’s back to her nest she thought about everything happened in a day. Every bird let her did what she wanted to, while the other birds that didn’t really know her still wondered where this very white dove came from and how she could have such a beautiful wings. They noticed that this white dove has been protected by another white dove and she had never been to this very wild world before. The black crow that had a very long conversation with her also kept wondering about her, he reminded her to the past and she thought it’s nice to talk to this bird. He pretended to be a good bird she thought he’s, but in the end this white dove realised that lots of birds especially this black crow said different to each bird which confused her a lots. Every day when the day passed she did what she wanted, got involved with the old bad habit she used to do in the past. First it’s just because she met other birds who also did the same things as she did. She thought she already forgot her better half and could stand on her own foot.
The black crow seemed to disturb her life and confuse her in all the words he said. As all the birds knew how wild and untrustable a black crow is in general, she described this black crow as another black crows that exist on this earth. She, who in the first time, had never met a crow, learnt something more. In the night she kept thinking how different her better half is, how perfect he is in her eyes, now she learnt more why he did the things which she thought it looked like being in a dark hole. She kept comparing other birds to him, still he’s better. She, who first wanted to get her freedom, got regret that she’s disappeared while that other white dove was waiting, hoping her to come back. Life as it is, is very wild outside, she realised she couldn’t stand on her own foots. The holy month of Ramadhan has started, she remembered him, she came back home and all the memories in the past popped up on her mind again. She realised that no matter how fun and great the days were, no matter how happy she could be, something’s missing because there’s no him between all the birds she has met. She sat alone in a dark corner, thinking about everything and her tears slowly covered her face. Only one thing she now had on her mind, she flew to his place and found him there standing alone. She, who has not seen him since she left the place, saw him back. He’s still the best creature for her, he looked even better in her eyes, standing gently near by the door, his white wings looked more cleaner than before, he’s still the cutest white dove for her. He couldn’t believe what he saw, the white dove he saw was the white dove he used to know for months, it’s her … she’s back! He took her hands, kissed her and finally hugged her passionately. He’s glad that he saw her back while she was leaning on his breast, felt the warmness of his love, didn’t want to go away from him again. It’s him, her place to forget all her problems, her place to feel that someone cares for her, he’s her better half. She whispered softly in his ear,”no matter how far I went, how long you’ve not seen me, just remember that you’re always in my heart. The world outside is too wild for me, take me forever with you.” He caressed her hair and hugged her even more. “Welcome back! Forgive me for what I’ve done, my love” he whispered back. These two white doves then flew together, explored the days together and live happily ever after.
