Here is a conversation between a girl and a guy, in a cruise ship. And no, that girl wasn’t me and the guy was a flirty waiter, but I like how the conversation ended up!
Waiter: Good morning, miss! How are you doing today? Wanna have some cocktail?
The girl: Good morning! I’m fine, thank you! Cocktail? That’s okay!
They walked together to the bar.
Waiter: I want you to try out our special cocktail
Girl: What’s the mix?
Waiter: Bailey
Girl: Oh no, I don’t like Bailey
Waiter: Why? It’s extremely delicious!
Girl: No, I prefer sex on the beach!
Waiter: But we are in a ship, you know!
Girl (laugh): I know! I meant the cocktail!
Waiter: OMG! Yea! But we can go by boat to the beach, too!
Girl: Haha! Nice try! I’m sorry, hard to get!!
Sex on the beach’s cocktail arrived. The barman added 2 straws for them in one glass. They started to drink it, but the guy looked at her with his eyes widely open. You know, the typical Middle East one who has big eyes.
Girl: Don’t look at me like that!!
Waiter: Why?!?
Girl: You made me think of a gold fish!
I’m sure he felt pissed! LOL