Undutchable

Dear Max,

You accompany me to everywhere i go, you’re always there when i’m both happy and sad!

Do you remember when i was smiling at you because i was telling a joke or when someone was telling a joke?
Do you still remember when people around looked weirdly at me as i was insulting the enemies in bomberman game that u have?
Do you still remember that you were my own friend when 2 people i don’t talk to were around me? I was busy with you as if nobody i knew was there.

Right now, when some of the things are not going alright, you’re still here being with me on my bed, playing the songs and helping me update my blog. Not only that, you make me become active on twitter!!!

Your look is so elegant, your slank, sexy body makes me horny. Double horny. You flirt me in bed when i really need to sleep, make me want to touch you all over again. And from all of these advantages i got from you, you’ve created your own name which is Max. Maximum flexibility.

Dear Max my iPod oh-so touch, I LOVE YOU!!!