This cracks me up

Person B was drinking coffee when she’s on the phone with person A.

Person A: what are you drinking? Coke?
Person B: No, coffee. You have coke, too, only it’s called cock.
Person A: Cock! My cock is big! But I don’t give it to you!
Person B: Who said I want it?
Person A: I want you to beg for it…
Person B: I don’t even want to see! Let alone touching it!

Then it’s silent for a few seconds

Person A: Hmmm honey…
Person B: Yes?
Person A: Suck my cock, please!
Person B: WHATTTT?!?

And no, I’m not telling you who they are! *LMAO*

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