There’s a bald man named Dave who already had bald head for years. It’s not that he hates hair, but doctor said his hair would never grow again which often made him jealous with people who do have hair. Dave wasn’t an old man, he’s 35 years old. Single. His relationship is always broken because of the same reason: his ex girlfriends disliked his baldness.
One day, he met an old African woman wearing red dress, sitting on a couch, in the park near by his house. Out of curiosity she asked whether or not he hated hair growing on his head.
She: “Excuse me, Mr. Do you ehm….hate hair?”
He: “I so want my hair to grow again, but my doctor said I can never have hair anymore.”
She: “Well, how old are you?”
He: “I’m 35”
She: “I actually have ever cured someone. He also had bald hair, but now his head isn’t bald anymore.”
He: “Really? How did you cure him?”
She: “Wanna know my receipt? Rub your head on a woman’s vagina twice a day”
He: “are you serious?”
She: “Don’t you believe me?”
He: “Ha! Okay, okay. I do. I’ll practise it.”
As desperate as he was, he started to pay a prostitute as he had no girlfriend. And he followed that woman’s receipt.
A week later, he saw a few hair on his head! He’s so happy that he paid this prostitute double for the next week. He practised that woman’s receipt until his hair is fully grown.
On Sunday he went to a church, there’s a bald man sitting in front of him and he was thinking that this bald man got the same problem as he did when he was still bald. “Poor him” he thought. With a good purpose he touched his shoulder, willing to tell him how to get his hair back.
The bald man turned his head, Dave got shocked and screamed loudly,”YOU FUCKING DIRTY MAN!!! GO TO HELL, YOU FUCKTARD!!!” when he saw that this bald man had long beard.
The silence is broken, people around looked weirdly at Dave, and he got arrested by the police.
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